Unicorn Sneezes

Don't tell anyone but Twaffles is allergic to Moonlight and when exposed to it sneezes up a rainbow storm raining down these deliciously crunchy rainbow boogers that we catch and collect with our hand woven cotton candy Catchers Mitts.

     It's gross we know....but remember what your mom would say when you were young, "you haven't even tried it yet, you will like it"?  Ya usually she was dead wrong; but not this time. Twaffles is your mom now and Twaffles says, "EAT MY SNEEZE BERRIES YOU UNGREATFUL WRETCH"!!         I think maybe you should listen to her bro.